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By
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Reeder & Laura Ainsworth
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Written
by the husband-and-wife team of
Pat
Reeder & Laura Ainsworth, not by
an
ever-changing
rotation of part-timers
and
freelancers,
the Comedy Wire offers the
most
consistently
funny, sharp, witty and
well-informed
one-liners, and the most
topical,
air-ready news capsule set-ups,
from
politics
to entertainment
to the
most bizarre and hilarious feature
stories.
Pat and Laura work all night long
to insure
your morning show material is right up-to-the-minute, often scooping
the
morning papers. If something happens at 3 a.m. that your
listeners
will be talking about, you'll find great material on it in today's Comedy
Wire!
To read the profile of Pat and
Laura
in the North Texan
magazine, click
here. For an earlier article, click
here.
To see a larger version of the
photo on the right, click
here.
NEW! To see the two
Yahoo Health interviews with Laura,
click here
and here!
"THE
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-- Rhubarb Jones, The Eagle
106.7, Atlanta
2001 Inductee, Country DJ Hall of Fame
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--
Mike Huckabee, Ex-Governor of Arkansas/2008
Presidential
Candidate
Laura's Live Musical-Comedy
Shows!
In addition to
being a world class comedy writer and a fabulous
babe, Laura
Ainsworth is also an amazing singer whose
parody
songs have been heard on radio stations worldwide.
Her live
show, My
Ship Has Sailed, with pianist
extraordinare Brian Piper
(Jerry
Jeff Walker, Cab Calloway and countless others) lampoons
the pressure to keep young and beautiful via
outrageous parody lyrics about Botox, plastic surgery and fad diets,
set to gorgeous tunes
ranging
from Kern to Madonna to Puccini. The show has
appeared
in a number of major venues, including the Dallas
and Las
Vegas Comedy
Festivals, the main stage of the Out-Of-The-
Loop
Theatre
Festival, Comcast Cable, Q TV, and many
theaters,
music clubs and cabarets. The Ft. Worth Star-Telegram called it "a
potential cult phenomenon" and BroadwayWorld.com
called Laura both "a gifted comedienne" and "a fine singer with an
outstanding range and genuine wit" who "wrings
maximum doses of humor out of every last wonderful lyric that she has
written."
NEXT SHOWS: March 27-30. CLICK HERE
for info!
Laura also has a new show, Cole
Porter: Elegance & Decadence, with the terrific
singer/pianist Michael Gott. Here's
a rave review.
For info on booking
or seeing
either show, visit LauraAinsworth.com.
Click on
Laura's
Diary for her hilarious and impassioned blog on ageism, beauty
and fashion
news.
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-- Irv Harrigan, Hudson
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Comedy Wire
Books!
Pat
and Laura have written several fun books that make
great gifts
or excellent resources for public speakers in
search
of some humorous anecdotes and sharp one-liners.
Their
"reverse
self-help" book, Nine Hallmarks of Highly Incompetent
Losers, uses over 200 hilarious
Comedy Wire
stories
to illustrate nine basic mistakes made by everyone
from dumb
criminals to corporate CEOs and goverment
leaders.
It includes a very funny Foreword by Presidential candidate and former
Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.
Autographed copies can be purchased for
just $13 (includes S&H) by clicking on the PayPal button:
Nine Hallmarks of Highly Incompetent Losers
is wonderful -- It's like eating really delicious candy. You just
can't stop because you know the next bit is going to be just as
satisfying."
-- Steve
Young, Emmy Award-Winning Writer
"Late
Show With David Letterman"
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NEW! The Hollywood Hi-Fi
Website is now online, with tons of fun stuff!
To
read
excerpts from Hollywood
Hi-Fi, Pat's hilarious history of bizarre celebrity
recordings
by everyone from William Shatner to Joan Rivers (as seen in Playboy,
In Style and The Star and on Inside Edition and Day
& Date, and named by one major newspaper as "Best Weird Book of
the Year"),
click
here, You'll also find video reviews of outrageous celebrity
albums and much more! To request that Pat and co-author
George Gimarc give
their uproarious live presentation, complete with audio clips of these
rare, jaw-dropping records, click here and
scroll down.
Rosey, the
handicapable
cockatiel, the late
beloved mascot of the Comedy Wire.
To learn her story, click on her photo.
CONTACTS
Write to
Pat Reeder at Pat@comedy-wire.com
Write to
Laura Ainsworth at Laura@lauraainsworth.com
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